Thanks to the Girl Scouts of America, I have had over 250 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies in my new family room since Saturday afternoon.
Total Number of Cookies that I have eaten: ZERO.
That includes spending yesterday handling 80 boxes of them in my office at work so I could get them distributed.
Of course, don't ask me about the vanilla ice cream that used to be in the freezer at home.
A smart man knows to pick his battles.