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Adventures of a Modern Day, Middle-Aged Hero, on the Glory Road(to family security)

2.09.2011

Any Gun is Better than a sword or machette?

Fresh from the Yakima Herald:

NEW Collision prompts Sunnyside sword fight

SUNNYSIDE, Wash. — A hit-and-run collision Wednesday followed by a brief sword fight led police to arrest a 25-year-old man for assault.

About 4 p.m., the Sunnyside man spotted a 27-year-old rival and intentionally rammed his 1981 Ford F-150 pickup into the man’s vehicle as he backed out of his driveway in the 100 block of South 11th Street, said Charlotte Hinderlider, Sunnyside police spokeswoman.

The alleged assailant brandished a sword, swinging it at his enemy, who had climbed out of his own vehicle, Hinderlider said.

The suspect fell, giving the victim time to pick up a machete that happened to be laying in his yard and defend himself from his alleged attacker, Hinderlider said. Meanwhile, the victim’s mother, still in the vehicle, dialed 9-1-1 from her cellular phone.

After minutes at most, the attacker left in his truck and police caught up with him at a house several blocks away in the 1400 block of South Sixth Street, Hinderlider said. No injuries were reported.

Hinderlider said the two men had a long-running feud but its origin was unclear. She also said the victim may have been using the machete to whack away some of the shrubs in his yard.

Police plan to ask prosecutors for charges of first-degree assault for the sword attack and two counts of second-degree assault for the crash.

No injuries were reported!?!?!?!??!?!  Two guys were swinging at each other with a machete and a sword, and there were no injuries?!?!?!??!   

Now in addition to having a few guns placed around the house for easy access, I need to make sure I leave a useful tool or two laying around the front yard.  Too bad the guy hadn't left his lawn mower or weed wacker out the last time he finished using them.

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