Had the following conversation in the kitchen with my daughter last night shortly after our not a quite a kitten anymore jumped up on the counter and knocked the bin of cat food off onto the floor.
Me(As I'm sweeping things up):' @*$*#in' cat.'
Older Daughter: 'Dad, does this mean we are going to get rid of Dahlia?'
Me: 'Probably not, I might use her as bait for coyotes'.
Older Daughter: 'Oh. Can I go hunting with you when you do?'