I know that the whole point of a commercial is to make you want to buy what they are selling. Every once in a while though, a commercial comes around that REALLY makes you want to buy the product they are selling, even if it is just as a way to reward the exceptional wit and humor in the commercial.
This is one of those times.
One of the folks that wrote the dialogue for this one had to be a sailor once upon a time. I haven't heard that kind of vocabulary used in a long time.