Genius

I like to think I have a pretty good sense of judgement and common sense, and that I am usually making good contact with reality.

Then, you see a story about a guy like this:

Issaquah baseball coach bilked league to pay for porn, online psychic

How does someone like this convince himself to do what he is doing?  How do you convince yourself you can raid the Little League team fund and that A. You aren't going to get caught, and B. If I do get caught I will go on the offensive, and tell them they still owe ME money!

Jail(if he does time) will be too quick and easy for this...this is a clear case where he needs to do millions of hours ofcommunity service(related to cleaning under the bleachers at little league games) then set him up on a dunk tank, and charge people to dunk him to help raise money to pay back what he thieved.

I'll pay a considerable amount for a few balls if the dunk tank was full of Draino...