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Adventures of a Modern Day, Middle-Aged Hero, on the Glory Road(to family security)

9.24.2010

Bummer

Mom goes crazy, shoots 4. 

Now the easy route would be to say:  Man, guess I had better go to http://www.ftd.com/ and order some more flowers for my mom.  I recommend you do the same. 

More subtle would be for me to say : Man, I'm glad I bought my mom pepper spray instead of a gun. 

This being Liberal Central Seattle, I am sure it will be blamed on the gun any time now.

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