Getting old sucks.

So, there I was in the bathroom this morning.  The old roll of TP was all used up, so I took off the old roll and threw it away.  Because it was my birthday(and I was feeling lazy) I took a new roll out from under the sink and placed it on the counter, but didn't actually place it on the roll holder.

For this reason, I failed to notice I had thrown the spring-loaded bar that actually holds the TP in place away with the old roll.  Like, really away because it was trash day, so I brought the full bathroom trashbag directly out to the curb before realizing what my laziness had lead too.

The day got better...