Why didn't my guidance councilor tell me about this?

Forest Service may blow up frozen cows in cabin   

I complain a lot more than is justifiable about my job...but nothing I have done in the 18 months is 10% as cool as getting to use dynamite to blow up a cabin...let alone, blowing up frozen cows in a cabin.

These better not be the same Federal Employee's that get to fly around in helicoptors and 'cull' problem wolves.