And Denny's was the best he could do?

Entertaining story out of Wisonsin, where a gentleman walked into a Denny's, introduced himself as the new General Manager, and proceeded to cook himself a burger and some fries. 

I'm not giving away any kind of surprise ending by telling you that he WASN'T the new manager, and yes, he did get to talk to the police.  Oh, and it seems like drugs might have been involved, since the guy was found with a crack pipe in his briefcase.

You have to admire the chutzpah this guy had...go big or go home. 

I just think, if you've got a suit and tie, and a brief case...why settle for Denny's?  Wasn't there a Shari's, or an Appleby's or a Chili's he could try this scam with?  Hi...I'm from the Inspectors Office...I need to examine a slab of Baby Back Ribs...

At least he won't need to worry about his next few weeks worth of meals are coming from.