1.23.2011

It's a trap!

With the participants of Super Bowl XLV set, let the build-up and hype stories begin.  One in particular has already caught my eye:

NFL Selling Outside Party Plaza Tickets

Paying $200 to sit OUTSIDE the Stadium and watch The Super Bowl on a Big Screen?  Oh, plus you get a special memorial Super Bowl Scarf.  I wonder if the Porta-Potti's outside are going to be Special Super Bowl Edition Porta-Pottis?

Plus, they are selling the tickets in blocks of 4....you could buy one hell of a new TV for $800...or rather, buy a decent TV for $700, and then have $100 left over for plenty of beer and food for 4 people. 

It has to be a trap...lets see who is DUMB enough to spend $200 to stand outside and watch a football game.  Then when we have them all in one place, we can feed them into the Soylent Green grinder, and empty out their accounts to pay down the national debt.

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