Surely, you can't be serious.

Well, let's see, choices for the night are snuggling with my wife on the couch up stairs, watching Project Runway and the new season of Grey's Anatomy, or working on a few more small projects, and folding clothes downstairs while sneaking the occasional peak at Airplane, which is on AMC.

Tough, tough, tough.  Oh look, they are talking about Turkish Prisons! 

And if you are ever bored, you can rely on this Jive Translator to provide hours of entertainment.  I used to like to put e-mail from work into this for updating.

Well, let's see, choices fo' de night is snugglin' wid mah' mama on de couch down stairs, watchin' Project Runway and da damn new season uh Grey's Anatomy, o' wo'kin' on some few mo'e small projects, and foldin' clodes waaay downstairs while sneakin' de occasional peak at Airplane, which be on AMC. Tough, tough, tough. Lop some boogie. Oh look, dey is talkin' about Turkish Prisons! Right on! And if ya' is eva' bo'ed, ya' kin rely on dis JIBE Translato' t'provide hours uh entertainment. Man! ah' used t'likes t'put e-mail fum wo'k into dis fo' downdatin'.